supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

burberrybushbaby:

how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive

princn:

i saw this in american ninja warriors and i cant stop laughing

mysticmoonhigh:

Every inch of you is perfect from the

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to the

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lilpunkin:

i feel like every single boy is a fuckboy. i feel like theres a fuckboy scale that goes from 1 to 10 that every single boy falls on. it’s not a question of whether a boy is a fuckboy or not but rather how bad of a fuckboy he is

cr.